HAIRSPRAY (G)

June 17 - June 20
June 23 - June 27
June 30 - July 3

Join us for this larger than life musical! Tracy Turnblad, a pleasantly plump teenager takes Baltimore by storm in 1960 with her new dance moves when she wins a spot on the local TV dance program, 'The Corny Collins Show'. The more attention Tracy gets, the more Amber, the reigning Miss Teenage Hairspray tries to sabotage her. But our heroine and her friends prove that You Can’t Stop the Beat as they fight prejudice, find love, and stay beautiful by using some serious hair products!

TRIUMPH OF LOVE (G)

July 8 - July 11
July 14 - July 18

Love can make a woman do strange things. Like lie about her past. Or give up her career for the man she loves. Or throw off her princessly raiment and disguise herself as a young man in order to infiltrate the guarded "men-only" palace compound of an exiled prince she's admired from afar, who is secretly plotting to murder her and usurp her throne. Such is the state of things in this hilarious, tongue-in-cheek, anachronistic adaptation of the classic Marivaux comedy "Triumph Of Love." If you liked last season's "Once Upon A Mattress", you'll love this season's Triumph Of Love.

A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON
THE WAY TO THE FORUM (PG13)

July 22 - July 25
July 28 - August 1

Comedy tonight is the opening number to this farcical love story set in Ancient Rome. A clever slave named Pseudolus tries to gain his freedom by helping his master, Hero, win the heart of a chaste courtesan from next door. But if Hero’s parents find out, all is lost. Can Pseudolus outwit the money loving brothel owner, make a magic potion to help the Courtesan and his master to fall in love, and gain his freedom? It’s all in a days work in this vaudevillian musical comedy.

RUMORS (PG)
By Neil Simon

August 5 - August 8
August 11 - August 15

Several couples gather at the deputy mayor of New York City’s house for a dinner party celebrating his tenth wedding anniversary. When they arrive, they discover there are no servants, the hostess is missing, and the host has shot himself through the earlobe. The guests do everything possible to conceal the evening's events from the local police and the media. As the confusions mount, the evening spins off into classic farcical hilarity.

WHAT THE BELLHOP SAW! (PG13)

June 17 - June 20
June 23 - June 27

The night does not go as planned when a mild-mannered man checks into New York City's finest hotel hoping to seduce his secretary. A renowned author being protected by an incompetent CIA agent from a middle-eastern terrorist takes over his room. Meanwhile a sex-starved maid mistakes him for the famous author and puts the moves on him just as his domineering wife bursts in. Things quickly spin out of control and into a delightfully absurd evening of pure comedic gold!

FULLY COMMITTED (PG13)

July 1 - July 3
July 7 - July 11

This devastatingly funny one man show follows a day in the life of Sam Peliczowski, an out-of-work actor who mans the reservation line at Manhattan's hottest restaurant. A cast of desperate callers will stop at nothing: coercion, bribes and threats, in order to get a reservation. Amid this chaos Sam tries to prepare for his audition at Lincoln Center and get time off from his overbearing boss to go home for Christmas. Will he be able to land the job, satisfy the callers and satiate his boss? Book a reservation to find out!

ELEEMOSYNARY (PG)

July 15 - July 18
July 21 - July 25

This sensitive and probing play examines the relationship between three remarkable women: a young girl, her mother, and her grandmother, who is well-meaning but extraordinarily eccentric. When a tragedy befalls Artie, she leaves her daughter Echo to be raised by her grandmother, Dorethea. Echo, embarks on a desperate quest to regain her mother’s affection by winning the National Spelling Bee championship, but realizes that in order to win someone must also lose.

COLE PORTER'S
YOU NEVER KNOW (PG)

July 29 - August 1
August 4 - August 8

From the writer of Kiss Me Kate and Anything Goes comes this musical comedy in the Cabaret! Maria is a maid, but one night she impersonates her mistress in order to catch a Barron and wed him. Little does she know that the Barron’s valet has the same plan! When the Baron himself discovers the pair, he assumes the role of his servant in order to assist in this romantic pursuit.

HELP WANTED: PIRATES! (G)
Book & Lyrics by Chris Widney
Music by Sebastian Fabal

A World Premiere!

July 23, 24, 27 at 11:00 am
July 28, 29 at 12:00 pm
July 31 & August 7 at 11:00 am